Answers: Ask Uncle Travelling Pat Fraggle
As I’m now preparing to leave NZ, I thought I’d answer the questions I’ve received. So here goes.
Mary: Kiwis generally care very little about their own political climate, short of ridiculing their politicians in a This Hour Has 22 Minutes kind of way. They know Canada isn’t America, and have a vague idea that our political system is like theirs. I think the politically conscious were sad to see yet another English-speaking country with a right-leaning leader.
Ash: It appears by my humble calculations that most tracks are walked by Kiwis, probably a good 60%-80% (depending on the tramp) of the people you meet are from NZ. It’s good to see. I think the other big numbers are Germans, UKers, Scandinavians and Asians, followed by NAs.
Marla: I am no longer very happy with you, young lady. I have now become hopelessly addicted to TimTams after you got me interested. I am going to have to have a word with you when I see you next, preferably over some deluxe caramel TimTams.
Matt: It wasn’t really a question, but the Kiwi accent is one of the most interesting things around. There’s no other group on earth that can make the word “no” at least four syllables long, going through half a dozen vowel sounds. I have found it varies quite a bit from person to person, based on class and origin, much like in England I would think. The Maori have a very ‘kiwi’ accent as well, slightly unique to their group. After the NZ accent I find my heart starts pitterpattering after raw Scottish accents, Welsh accents and the occasional raunchy Englander. Haven’t met many Irish. It’s weird though, I now look up when I hear a ‘Canadian’ accent and see who’s making it. Also: the Kiwis use “eh” as much if not more than we do!
Kelly: After losing my own flip-flops on the Wangapeka I know how you feel. Unfortunately I didn’t do the Copland, so I can’t check for yours. Fortunately, a nice family from Christchurch found mine, and it is now fully recovered for Tasmania craziness.
Andy: One of the things I’m working on is a list of all my gear, including my pants. Unfortunately my shorts are all too big for me now, so I have to use my emergency shoestring as a belt. I am perhaps the most unstylish person I know; not a single piece of my clothing is regular old cotton. It’s all polypro, nylon, or hemp/cotton mix. I feel bad when I’m surrounded by people who can express themselves through their clothing, knowing I just look like a big old dork with my giant hat and not-so-stylish MEC clothes.
January 22nd, 2006 at 3:18 pm
I piss. Hope The Grants come through soon, it would probably be nice to get some new waterproof gear. Kea’s are such bastards, no matter how chummy you are with them, they probably won’t lend you any money.
January 22nd, 2006 at 5:21 pm
How exactly does one purge oneself of bushfever?
And how did you lose your raingear?
January 25th, 2006 at 5:32 am
Sounds like a fun time. Hope you hear about the grant soon.
January 26th, 2006 at 6:43 am
dude i feel sorry for you. you lost all of youre water proof gear and that must suck alot! what have you been eating in the bush berries or something?
January 31st, 2006 at 10:38 pm
it seems you appear way too kind to the native wildlife. ’sure eat my boots.’ ‘my lat bite of food, no problem’. nowyou need to work on finding a nice kiwi girl to take you in when you get back from tasmania. glad to hear about locating your gear and that your still in the running for the grant. love ya boy.
February 1st, 2006 at 4:57 am
… yeah, don’t know if he’ll be out of office by the time you get back. Let’s hope so! Too bad he’s going to outlaw gay marriage before he can propose to Dubya.
February 10th, 2006 at 9:36 am
Thanks for the answer. CBC radio recently had a program about Keas flocking down and attempting to attack an antique car show.
February 15th, 2006 at 8:44 am
Yee-haw… I need me some Kiwi ladies…
Stuck here in the snow and the cold sucks!
Hope you’re having fun there, m’man.